Cause and Effect

If you finally admit to yourself that you fancy the boss, there are of course lots of ways to get his attention, some of them subtle,

some less subtle,

some even less subtle,

and some downright blatant!

The problem is that you can never guarantee the sort of attention you might get,

and it all could misfire on you completely!

But speaking from experience, once he’s got you over his knee,

it’s a short step to over his shoulder, and then things tend to move more swiftly than you might expect,

and hopefully lead to happy ever after.

Until, of course, you find yourself trying to get the attention of that delicious new lad on the third floor!