Ah, The Great Outdoors

My boyfriend and I went camping this last weekend. It is not something that I care for. Going to the bathroom in the woods and washing up with freezing creek water are things I can do without. But, it is usually just once a year for a couple days and it makes him happy.

It has some nice points though. Making love on the sleeping bags in a tent warmed by the near fire under the stars can be lovely.

Ask any girl her top sexual fantasies, and you will find that of making love outdoors will be up there.

Ask one that likes things a bit spicier, and she will still put spanking outdoors up there.

I am no different. Perhaps it is the idea that someone can catch us or that there is just something so animalistic about such al fresco (learned that phrase) activity, but, it made the experience fantastic.
It made me remember the first time we had tried it.

Before I graduated to start teaching, I was waitressing and bartending in a nightclub.

I had been putting in many late hours and one morning when I woke up, Mike had a surprise for me. He was making some chicken salad sandwiches and he told me to shower and dress as we were going to have a picnic lunch.

I did as he said and we loaded the car and he drove the 45 minutes it took to get to the park.
The place was empty and Mike carried the cooler and a blanket and we walked thru the wooded area to find a suitable place. We came to a nice little clearing in the woods that overlooked the lake. It was quite lovely.

Mike layed out the blanket, and took out some paper plates, plastic forks and cups, napkins, the baggie of sandwiches, container of cole slaw, and opened a bottle of wine.

After we finished eating, we were fooling around a bit kissing and touching. I was put over his lap and he had started a gentle spanking and rubbing over my jeans.

After quite a bit of that, I felt him try to take my jeans down. At first I was very hesitant and he said that it was ok. We had the place to ourselves. So, I lifted up some making it easier for him and then he started spanking over my panties.

It eventually got harder and I was quite liking it when he stopped. I looked back wondering if that was it, when I saw him reach in the cooler and pull out a leather paddle he had secreted away under the food. I just grinned and he started spanking with that.

It was just starting to get to that delicious stinging stage when he then stopped and I felt him start to take my panties down. Well, wanting to get back to the spanking, I didn't hesitate this time and lifted up to help.
After a few minutes of bare spanking with the yummy leather paddle, and increasing moaning on my part, as I was becoming more and more aroused,he had stopped to help me remove the rest of my clothes which I was happy to do.

The spanking continued, gradually increasing in intensity and I was so close to a shattering orgasm,

when he picked that moment to stop

At this point I was quite ready to attack him and got off his lap and onto my knees and was reaching to remove his shorts when we both heard some noise. We turned and there at the edge of the clearing, was some guys and girls about our age, standing astride their bicycles and staring right at us. We had obviously not heard them before due to the quite a bit of noise we were making. We had also failed to notice the bike trail right next to the clearing.

I was embarrassed and mortified at the situation. There I was, on all fours, undoubtably wet to my knees from arousal, with my red bottom and everything else pointed right at them.

Without stopping to think, I gave Mike a big shove back so I could yank up the blanket, spilling everything on the ground in the process and I wrapped it around my waist and ran for the car.

Mike got there a couple minutes later carrying the stuff. He put it in the backseat, got behind the wheel and started to say something. I immediately and quite strongly told him not to say one damn word. He started to drive and I could tell he was doing his best to stifle his laughter because I would hear muffled snorting as I was trying to put my panties and jeans back on. He was staring at the road and unable to see the hard glare I was giving him. Later, much later, I was able to laugh, too.

Outdoor spanking can be fun, but don't be surprised if you get caught. And it seems getting caught is another fantasy.

What outdoor experiences have you had? Were you caught?

If the Paddle Could Talk

Hello. I suppose I should say a little about myself.

My earliest memories are of being made in a small shop, fussed over a bit and then put in a box and being shipped to a young couple named Mike and amber.

This was, I think, about three years ago, but, it is very difficult for me to judge time since almost all of my life is spent hanging around on some kind of hook in the dark.

My name is Leather Paddle. I have seen myself in front of a mirror and if I am allowed a moment of vanity, I think I am actually pretty nice looking. I am brown, maybe about an 8 inch long oval shape with a handle and about a 1/4 inch thick.

Anyways, like I said, almost all of my time is spent hanging on a hook. However, every once in a while I can come out and have some fun.

It starts when one of them comes to get me. It is usually Mike, but I like it when it is amber. She always seems so excited to see me as she can't wait to hand me over to Mike.

Once he has a hold of me, amber gets into some kind of funny position.
Sometimes it is

or maybe

or

but usually he just puts amber over his lap

Once she is in place they start this strange activity. You see Mike grabs hold of me by the handle, swings me thru the air and then amber and I start slapping each other.

SOmetimes she is wearing what these people call a pants or a skirt, sometimes it is this flimsy bit of cloth they call panties. But, always it ends up with her bare ass slapping one of my sides.

I don't know what I have ever done to her to make her want to hit me all the time but really I don't mind it. It doesn't hurt me at all and it sure is better than just hanging around on a hook.

Oh, amber will make such a fuss while this is going on. She will squeal and squirm and kick and carry on, but I can tell that she likes it. Sometimes I have even heard her say more, more.

It is all quite fun for me and I could do this all day and sometimes I get the idea that amber wouldn't mind if I do even though I can clearly see she feels it much more than I do when we are slapping each other.

She turns quite red at times from all our exertions and that is when I know that I will no longer be of use and I start to feel a little sad.

Mike let's go of me and amber will get up and then they start doing the strangest stuff.

Of all the silly things to do, they start wrestling!

I am not kidding. They really go at it. Bouncing around on each other and moaning and yelling and squirming. I don't know what it is they actually have to do to win, but I can tell amber must be very good cause she seems to win lots more than he does. When she does, she gets all excited and carries on.

Sometimes Mike wins and then they will move around a bit and make more funny noises and start wrestling again.

When it is all over they sometimes sleep, or go have shower, or get something to eat, but sooner or later it is back on the hook for me.

That is the extent of my life. I have some fun and I know they both appreciate me and amber even says that I am her favorite and that makes me so proud. Oh, well. Hope they take me down again soon.

Spanking Saves Lives

I was watching just sad news story after sad news story about the economy, violence, poor health,
etc. and thought:

It would be so nice if people would realize how much better this world would be if there was a whole lot more spanking going on. The list of benefits to spanking are seemingly endless!

It is good exercise for both, specially the longer it lasts. Guys, it has to give your arm a good workout, that constant swinging motion, perhaps adding the little extra weight of a nice leather paddle. If you start to feel a bit one armed, you can always just switch sides.

Girls, all that kicking and squirming! Hey it is almost as good as swimming, right?

What a great cardio vascular exercise! and so much more fun than a boring old machine. I think I have heard some claim that regular spankings helps prevent cellulite. Hell, even if it isn't proven, it's sure one of those things that you may as well try, no downside after all. Akin to that "apple a day" thing (unless there is an apple allergy of course).

What a great stress relief spanking is. After a long hard day of things going wrong, deadlines missed, unreasonable bosses, not seeing a pair of red panties mixed in with the whites laundry, flat tire, a nice long spanking just releases all the pent up tension which reduces blood pressure, depression, and the exertion itself a bit carthitic (hmm wonder if that's a word, oh well, you know what I mean).

How about spanking for a way to release feelings of guilt? For those that use spanking as a means of punishment and reinforcement type stuff, they understand that with spanking comes a cleansing of guilt. Guilt which would otherwise just fester and be a source of mental unrest.

What a great source of pain relief spanking is. I know it might seem a bit paradoxic, something that causes a bit of pain and discomfort relieves pain? But, it's true! Headaches, other aches and pains, just seems to wash away with a good spanking. Seems a bunch of endorphins or something starts going haywire which actually dulls pains. I don't know. Just know it works.

Perhaps part of pain/discomfort relief is to those suffering with sinus problems or stuffed noses, etc. A nice long spanking is just the thing for it! Has anyone still had a stuffy nose after a spanking?

What a cure for insomnia as well. Save a fortune on sleeping pills for those with trouble. Again, I don't know how it works, just that it does. A nice long spanking and a good night sleep is just about assured. At least after the next listed benefit anyways.

Then there is the sex! Oh the sex that spanking is part of and leads to for many is nuclear. There is very little that a nice hard orgasm can't cure or at least greatly minimize. Great spanking followed by great sex will wash all kinds of cares right away.

There is more and probably far better detail and explanation that can go into the physical and mental benefits to spanking. I think everyone would be far better off if there was a whole lot more spanking going on. It is sure as hell a lot more fun than a gym or counselling. And I don't think it's that far of a stretch to say that, given all the benefits
Spanking Saves Lives

So do your part everyone. Let's help make the world a better place and get out there and spank and be spanked!

The Best Cinema Spank

Everyone knows about McClintock, True Grit, and the other usuals, but I have never seen this one mentioned. Not saying it hasn't, I just haven't seen it.

During the visit with my parents, A movie called The Happening was shown. It was the recent one and as far as I know, has no spanking in it, but it reminded me of a movie that I saw back in 1999 or 2000.

It was called The Happening but it was made in 1967. I had recently discovered my interest in spanking and was watching tv late at night in our basement and that is when I saw this scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwWma-Mv4Ps

It happens at 4:50 of this clip. George Maharis gives Faye Dunaway a perfect spank.

It was shown again a couple days later and I taped it so I could really watch it and also see it in slow motion. It is so much better in slo mo. You can see every frame of her reaction to the very real swat.

And I am not so sure it was scripted. Sure the camera angle for it was perfect to see the swat and her reaction, but I think it might have been  just to show off her butt in those thin tight pants and to see him walk away at the same time. But it is her reaction that makes me wonder if it really was scripted.

I do not have the tech skill to figure out how allow you to see it in slow motion, but perhaps someone out there does and can show us. You will see exactly what I mean.

What is your all favorite spank scenes from the media?

parents today - what are you gonna do with them

This recent Christmas visit with my parents reminded me of how my boyfriend and I managed to "convert" my parents.

A few years ago, my parents were due to spend 4 days and 3 nights visiting us. We have a decent house, but the walls between the adjoining bedrooms were way too thin if you know what I mean.

Mike had been working extra nights so that he could take the time off and as a result he had been just too tired for fun.

Mom and dad got to our place and were tired from over a day of driving so the first day was spent just pretty much talking and such.

The next morning, mom and I were making breakfast and Mike and dad were watching the news. I was getting Mike a cup of coffee when I decided to add a lot of sugar to his mug. I mean a LOT. As I was stirring it, I saw my mom watching and giving me this shocked look. Mike took a big swig and immediately spit it out in the sink while giving me a look that said if they werent there, I'd be in big trouble. Mom just watched without saying anything.

That night we were in bed and it was late and I was wishing we could have some fun but the bed was too noisy and the walls too thin. That's when I got a great idea. Mike and I took the mattress off the bed and put it on the floor and if we were quiet we could have some sex.

Well it seemed to be working great. I was on top and guess I had my eyes closed or was leaned over but I didn't see what Mike was doing. Next thing I knew, I felt and heard this extremely loud (in the silence of the late night anyways) WHACK and sting and I let out a yell. Mike had reached under the bed and got one of my hard sandals and whacked me on the ass with it.

Needless to say, the action halted immediately. That morning, I went to the kitchen expecting mom to have already started breakfast and that I would help her. Instead, I saw mom and dad talking quietly at the table and then dad left for the living room. Mom had this serious look on her face and she said to me not to talk and just listen.

She said she and dad knew that Mike beats me and that they are taking me right then to go down to the sheriff's office to have him arrested. I was in shock as she was telling me it's not my fault and that she had talked dad out of killing Mike.

Finally, I got my voice and started to deny it and she says they heard the whole thing when he hit me. I was still trying to find how to convince her that she was wrong, when she started looking at my arms and face and then she actually opened up my robe. She was looking for signs of abuse!!

I got a hold of her arms and stopped her examination and sat her down and said we needed to talk. I then explained to her about how I am not beaten, we play spanking "games" and other such things and we both like it. She was NOT easy to convince and I even had to show her the shoe print on my ass!! After a long time she started to understand and even said something like "so thats why you put all that sugar in his coffee". Well, as embarrassing as our discussion was, she then said she would have to explain all this to my dad. I didn't want to go thru it again so I hid in the bedroom with Mike.

Eventually, we had to come out tho, and it was a pretty awkward day!

The next day was a little better. We did tourist stuff. The surprise came that evening when we got ready to watch a dvd that we rented on the way home.

I was making popcorn and mom was making and pouring some iced tea. I watched her add a ton of salt to my dad's glass and stir it up. I just watched in amazement as she handed it to my dad who took a sip and spat it all over himself. I think I was too amazed to laugh but not my mom. She was cracking up so much I thought she was gonna hurt herself.

Dad headed for the kitchen to , I presume, rinses his mouth and probably guzzle some water. But, just after he passed mom still standing there and laughing, he paused for a second and turned and gave my mom a very hard spank!! Well, we all froze in place while the two of them just looked at each other. I don't know how long it really was, seemed like minutes but was probably seconds. No said anything about it and we watched the movie and went to bed.

I know you are saying to yourself that so what, they may just have started to have a little slap and tickle fun. However, there is more to this story.

We went to visit them that Christmas and we brought our two large dogs with us. The plan was to have a lovely early dinner and then Mike and I would take the dogs for their walk.

Well, we had dinner and mom wouldn't let us help clean up so we put leashes on the dogs and took them for a walk. We had gone a little ways down the sidewalk when we realized we didn't know what the dog walking ordinances were there and if we needed poop bags and a scooper even tho it was a rural area. We went back into the house and as soon as we opened the front door, we heard some very no-nonsense spanking come from somewhere in the house. Needless to say, we shut the door quietly and got away as quick as we could not caring about the ordinances.

We never talked about it anymore with my parents, and I was just fine with that.

However, it seemed like this visit, my mom especially, seemed like she was trying to get us to. She asked me things like have I been a good girl, whether the school I teach at allows paddling, hinted that my dad might have gotten some leather toy, and was saying other stuff that got me thinking that she might want to talk about spanking and stuff.

I got to wondering maybe she has came across this site. It would be immediately obvious to her who I am. If this is so, mom, I know I have said that I can talk openly and honestly about these things, but, I am just not ready to with you and Dad.

Do any of you all talk with family about such matters and perhaps found that they were into spanking too? Are any of you comfortable with it and just how much do you get into?