Friday, 8 February 2013

Valentines Day Spanking Importance

OK, here is the thing. My boyfriend has insisted on holiday spankings. This means christmas, new year, fourth july (i think maybe you guys call it rebellion day or something), thanksgiving, easter, etc etc, and valentines day.

Do I complain? of course not! Far as I'm concerned, the days of NO spanking should be the exception.
However, Mike insists that valentines day really IS a holiday with a spanking tradition.

Now, he knows he does not need to convince me, that I will readilly go with any day he decides is a spanking day, so that made me wonder just what kinda tradition really calls for spanking.

Wellll, it turns out he is right!

According to a guy named Lenski speaking to National Geographic (so we gotta assume its accurate)

"In ancient, Pre-Christian era Rome, 13, 14 and 15 February were celebrated as Lupercalia, a pagan fertility festival. This seems to be the basis for a celebration of love on this date. It was marked in a subtly different way in those days, however. According to Noel Lenski, classics professor at the University of Colorado at Boulder, speaking in the National Geographic, young men would strip naked and use goat- or dog-skin whips to spank the backsides of young naked women in order to improve their fertility; an early IVF, if you will."

Ok, so...

You have a bunch of men and women stripping off, men getting a bunch of leather floggers (well, thats what i think they mean by an animal skin thong) and they go around spanking the women. And this is all to promote fertility.

I am thinking, well duhhh, how could it NOT?

Let's take a look at what I mean.

For simplicity sake, let's assume the total number of young females taking part in this ritual is one million. OK, is it not reasonable to assume that with any group of women willing to strip off and get spanked that at least 80 percent might be like the girls reading this that actually like getting spanked and might find such a group spankathon ritual exciting enough to get very aroused by all the guys wanting to go around spanking them?

Ok now this next bit takes a bit of math and logic. During any given month, a woman can conceive about 5 days in a row. Now with that there are 30 (on average) groups of consecutive 5 day periods a woman of child rearing age will be likely to conceive. Of those intervals, 15 will include the 3 day valentines ritual.

Ok next logical assumption, of the 1 million young female adults 800,000 of which will get very aroused from this ritual then 400,000 of which will be at a time of pregnancy capability (15/30 and rounding WAY down just to make it even more conservative estimate) Now let's round WAY down for sake of best guess since not everyone will get pregnant, not every one is able to conceive and not every guy is potent., So lets say 250,000

Out of a million women stripping off and getting chased and spanked by men weilding leather floggers of which 800,000 (and i think i may be low balling) will be getting very excited enjoying it, all these men chasing them and spanking them and come on, you know its gonna end up in some damn good holiday fucking,
mathmatically back in a time when there was basically little contraception, you gonna have 250,000 ending up pregnant.

It's no wonder it was called a fertility ritual with that rate of pregnancy! And what was the catalyst? SPANKING

So, there you go.. Want to start a family? Spank your woman daily but especially on valentines day just to be sure.

Ok, that simplified things ridiculously, but hey, so what? Anyone want to tell me it's bad advice?? I thought not! and besides, she aint gonna complain! are you, girls? And hell, even if you don't want to get pregnant, spank her anyways on valentines day just for historical tradition sake.


  1. Valentines Day or not, naughty devils always love spanking the ladies they love. Everyday should be a love spanking day for a happy playfully intimate relationship. Don't always have to have a sore bottom, daily spankings are so arousing when gentle and teasing, and the thrill of taking a lovely sweetheart over my knee to lift her little skirt and see what pretty teasing panties she has on that need to be pulled down after more than a few love pats, it's like seeing a pretty flower bloom! But trying to behave (not really, that's not in this naughty devil's nature) and back to the historical statistics, it makes one wonder why the divorce rate climbed so high over the years since spanking went out of favor; you love each other, whenever possible, maintain a loving tradition and keep the fun and intimacy alive and spank each other for your love daily! ND =;)

  2. This is historically accurate. The High Priest (Pontifex Maximus) was involved also. The closest connection to the modern Valentine's Day customs is the practice of young men and women drawing each other's names, the purpose being to find a companion. This is somewhat like our custom of sending Valentines.

    So be sure to bend your lady over for six of the best this Valentine's Day!

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    wonderful, another iNspired posting and what a subject

    classical culture all through

    i first came across the Lupercalia pagan festivities stuff some years ago whilst spendig an ide hour wandering around the National Gallery in London with one of my 'fans'

    there was a side exhibition of assorted Roman items and then to my indrawn breath here was a depiction of all this depravity in progress, i waited for some response but my 'fan' was silent and as i quickly attempted to stear her on she adamantly idincated she wanted to study every brush stroke

    as one can inmagine the rest is interesting history

    thanks for that trip down memory lane . . .


  4. I couldn't agree more ND. Well said and hopefully many will do so today!

    Thank you for the confirmation that what I said was accurate. I was sarcastic when i said "so we gotta assume it is accurate" ;)
    The only thing i might add, is let's not stop at six! how bout we make it a day long affair. It is valentines day after all :D

    What a marvelous memory, J. Let us hope you helped her remember every stroke ;)

    1. web-ed, I meant to address that middle part of the comment to you. Thanks for taking the time to write and hope to hear from you again.

  5. Imagine if people bought floggers rather than chocolates, and sent cards saying how much they wanted to put a special someone over their knee for a good spanking... the traditions of Lupercalia should be revived!

    To commemorate the occasion, I've just written a new tale of spanking and ritual across the millennia. Lovers of the spirit of Lupercalia might enjoy it...

    Happy Lupercalia!

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