And admonished for your wickedness,
Then unceremoniously thrown across you accuser’s knee
Your knickers pulled down (How humiliating!)
And then soundly spanked!
(Maybe even by your girlfriend)
WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT!
You should be reading Educating Anna or Sins of the Flesh.
So much better!
Fifty shades, a very good read, note to self purchase a new riding crop LOL. However as for getting caught read it on a Kindle you could be reading Dickens of DeSade and know one will be any the wiser LOL
ReplyDeleteAt a family gathering, my wife told the group I had read the book when the ladies started chatting and giggling about it. And, I was asked for a summary and opinion. I was fifty shades of red, but I was rewarded by wife for my efforts. :)
ReplyDeleteWould that be fifty shades of red, when the spanking has finished ? :)
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