Friday, 4 February 2011

Head girl

You've been an absolute beast recently Melanie Sykes, and now I'm Head Girl I'm not putting up with it. This is what you can expect form now on, a good bath brushing with your knicks down.

And when I'm done with you, you can go and tell Felicity Watson to go and wait for me in the dorm. A few swishes of the cane on that young lady's bottom should put an end to her madamish behaviour!

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