Ritual

Him: “Listen, if you go on behaving like a naughty girl then I’m going to have to treat you like one………"




Does this sound familiar? I suspect it does. Let’s have a bit more.



Her: “What do you mean?”

Him: “You know exactly what I mean. I think it’s time you were given a good spanking to teach you some manners!”

Her: (Eyes big and horrified) “You wouldn’t!”

Him: (Eyes glittering with excitement.) “Oh wouldn’t I? Come here you little brat…….”



Now you all know exactly what happens next, so you don’t need me to spell it out. Oh I see! You want me to! Very well then, I’ll give you a little bit more.


Her: “But… but you’re not … I mean, you're not actually going to put me across your knee ….”

Him: “I most certainly am!” (Plonks himself into a convenient chair and grabs her by the wrist.)

Her: “Please No! That’s so humiliating” (Finding herself in that exact position, wriggling face down and knowing that she really is going to be spanked) “Oh my God!. Look please…….. my skirt’s all rucked up.” (Tries to brush it back down and instantly finds her hand captured.)

Him: (Thoroughly enjoying himself and slipping his hand under her tiny excuse for a skirt and feeling her ripe little bottom through her panties. ”It’s a bit late for modesty now after the exhibition you were making of yourself earlier. That’s one of the reasons I’m going to spank you. Now…..”
(Pulls her skirt right up to her waist.)

Her: “No! You can’t. Not with my skirt up. It will really hurt with only my panties!”


Him: (Revelling in his power and his cock already twitching with excitement. ”And it’s going to hurt a lot more with them pulled down!” (Pulls down her knickers while she screams and wriggles in protest……..)




So what is all this about? She’s about to be spanked across her boyfriend’s knee and the two of them are saying and doing the same things that couples in this situation have been saying and doing ever since whoever it was realised for the first time that spanking was far too much fun and far too arousing to be confined to the classroom or the servant’s quarters. They are playing out a ritual, and for those of us for whom giving or receiving a spanking is an ingredient in the erotic mix that makes up the cocktail of our sexuality, that ritual is very important. The words and the gestures are all integral to our arousal, and certainly for most men, simply saying, ”I’ve a good mind to put you across my knee young lady.” Is enough to get their juices flowing. And for us girls? Depending on our inclinations we are either equally fired up knowing that the next half hour could prove to be very interesting, or at the very least we know that the man in question is giving himself the hots and to be very very careful what we say and do.

Speaking for myself, if the man making this threat is someone with whom I suspect I would enjoy exchanging fluids, then yes, hearing those words or any of the endless variations on them would set my heart racing in anticipation of what was likely to follow. For me, just on its own the very word Spank can be an aphrodisiac, so wonderfully onomatopoeic, like the sound a horny hand makes echoing against my bare bottom, and all the other phrases have their own resonance. They may be time worn but they still can work their magic on me, and as I struggle and protest as the last vestiges of my dignity is stripped from me along with my panties, fear and arousal mingle into a cocktail of excitement. I enjoy the entire ritual from the first threat to the moment when I promise never to be a naughty girl again.

And what about the pain? The pain as such is not what turns me on, although its absence would leave out something important. I enjoy the element of danger that is integral in being given a spanking, never quite knowing how strict the man in question is going to be, and of course that wonderful glow down there when punishment is over is vitally important. When the two of you are nakedly entwined and he is breathing soothing things in your ear as the sweet thrusts of his manhood tell you that you are forgiven, the throb in your bottom counterpointing his rhythmic penetration is a reminder of how you ended up like this. And of course it’s a reminder that you must make sure to misbehave again!


So where are the couple we first started with? Oh yes, she is across his knee with her knickers pulled down all ready for the bare bottom spanking he’s about to administer.

So let’s leave them to it! I’ve little doubt they can manage without us.