Wednesday, 11 May 2011

You know you're in trouble when.......

You know you’re really in trouble if:-

He confiscates your knickers for the day so he can spank you whenever he feels like it:

It’s the first night of the honeymoon and he’s already spanked you twice;

The only game he wants to play these days is schools;

After giving you a really thorough spanking he says, "Now let’s really spank you!”

He gets his secretary to spank you when he doesn’t have the time himself;

It’s your birthday and he buys you a new cane;

He goes on spanking you, no matter how much you apologise;

He puts a cushion under your stomach to make you comfortable because, "You’re going to be in that position for a good long time.”

He makes you watch your bottom change colour;

He insists on your giving him ten good reasons why he’s got to spank you.

But be honest, none of these are as bad as when he ignors you!


  1. Very well done. Cheers.

  2. I always know when I'm in trouble because my husband texts me and instructs me to be wearing my school uniform for when he gets in. ;-)

  3. Lovely, just lovely!

  4. Thanks for your observations, but personally, Anonymous, I would have thought a text like that means that you're in for a treat!