Thursday, 27 January 2011

If only.....

If only I could spend more time doing simple wholesome things like cooking..

Or cleaning my house,

Or maybe going out roller skating

Then I might spend less time meeting unsuitable men and getting into scrapes

Or thinking wicked thoughts

And doing naughty things

And then getting caught and spanked for it.

But then I wouldn't be Elizabeth, and it wouldn't be as much fun!

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