Friday, 5 November 2010

Girls, in case you didnt know......

In case there are any girls out there who don’t understand why:-

A) your boyfriend spanks you any chance he gets, or

B) your boss often threatens to, or

C) quite a lot of men read this blog

It’s because it makes them go like this; and let’s face it, anything that makes that happen can’t be such a bad thing.

If of course you're a nice girl (not impossible) and you think that erections are the Devil's work, then of course it's your duty to help him get rid of it, in any way the two of you can come up with.

Go on, make me proud of you!


  1. Oh my. I suddenly hunger for an eclair. De-lic-ious, Elizabeth!

  2. Glad you like it! Look out for the next installment of Starting Out, will be a similar treat with another fine upstanding young man!